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Clint Barton ([personal profile] coffeepots) wrote2020-08-31 11:43 am
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<hawkeye>

[personal profile] coffeepots 2020-12-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[who????? well...he'll just have to find out, won't he?]

totally doesn't count. also, i can totally teach you cool archery tricks to impress everyone. didn't get the name hawkeye without becoming the headliner at tiboldt's circus, thank you very much.
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<KrisKringle>

[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2020-12-12 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
It seems dangerous for Santa Claus to do archery. I have concerns about the safety of my extremely real and attached beard.
coffeepots: (but i've seen the flag you're waving)

<hawkeye>

[personal profile] coffeepots 2020-12-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
but consider the benefits--you get to send presents off into people's houses without ever having to get up from your seat.

by shooting them to their doorsteps. if that wasn't clear.
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<KrisKringle>

[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2020-12-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You would make a TERRIBLE Santa Claus. Do not shoot presents at Annie.
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<hawkeye>

[personal profile] coffeepots 2020-12-13 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i wasn't going to, but now that you've said it....
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<KrisKringle>

[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2020-12-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I will egg your house. With coal.
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