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[coffeepots]

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<DICK>

[gray_son]

gotta stand up to these big city natives who never lived the 'trailer on the road with the circus' life, huh?

our killer clown is locked in a weird, obsessive relationship with my adoptive father, beat my brother Jason to death with a tire iron, paralysed another of our dad's sidekicks by shooting her and most recently mind controlled me into attacking my family.

among other things. we're uh. anti clown.

i can do next week. tell me when suits you and i can get the night off at the casino.

<hawkeye>

[coffeepots]

.......yeah, i feel like that's definitely worse than my personal killer clown by a long shot.

if it's any consolation, my brother was mind controlled for a good few years to also try and kill me??? he's better now.

that's probably weird to say. nevermind, forget i typed that.

should we ask joey to come along?

<DICK>

[gray_son]

hey, it's not a competition!

[Probably is for Jason, though.]

Who hasn't had a mind controlled sibling in this economy


i think he'd like that.