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Clint Barton ([personal profile] coffeepots) wrote2020-08-31 11:43 am
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<hawkeye>

[personal profile] coffeepots 2021-05-30 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
who'd have thought that killer clowns would be a constant throughout the multiverse?

i really hope i don't go jinxing it now. next month, just you wait....

huh. going with the flying motif, i guess, i took on the name hawkeye as a carnie and just stuck with it.

cus, you know, iowa is the hawkeye state, and also sharpshooting....




i'm from iowa. did i tell you that?
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[personal profile] gray_son 2021-05-30 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
if there's killer clowns next month point my little brother at them and they'll be begging to go home.

[Is he joking? Not really.]

Oh, Gotham's a sucker for the flying motifs. Bats and birds all the way down.


I'd say my condolences for being from Iowa but as a New Jersey boy I really shouldn't throw stones. Glass houses and all
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[personal profile] coffeepots 2021-05-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
us non-big-city guys, we gotta stick together. though i guess i'm technically betraying the idea after having been in new york city for so long, but it's whatever.

the killer clown in my universe was the guy responsible for making me deaf again, so that's cool. it was more of an assassin type situation, actually, but if he wanted to kill me, he kind of fucked up. or maybe it was intentional? i never really asked.

anyways, uh, dinner. sometime next week? i'm kind of swamped with apartment paperwork this time of month, you know how it is.
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[personal profile] gray_son 2021-05-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
gotta stand up to these big city natives who never lived the 'trailer on the road with the circus' life, huh?

our killer clown is locked in a weird, obsessive relationship with my adoptive father, beat my brother Jason to death with a tire iron, paralysed another of our dad's sidekicks by shooting her and most recently mind controlled me into attacking my family.

among other things. we're uh. anti clown.

i can do next week. tell me when suits you and i can get the night off at the casino.
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[personal profile] coffeepots 2021-05-30 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
.......yeah, i feel like that's definitely worse than my personal killer clown by a long shot.

if it's any consolation, my brother was mind controlled for a good few years to also try and kill me??? he's better now.

that's probably weird to say. nevermind, forget i typed that.

should we ask joey to come along?
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[personal profile] gray_son 2021-05-31 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, it's not a competition!

[Probably is for Jason, though.]

Who hasn't had a mind controlled sibling in this economy


i think he'd like that.
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